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thankyounoplease:

manipulatehistrust:

satdeshret:

shadowkingsmidlifecrisis:

filthypolak:

whydontihatemarrymyself:

itswalky:

demiurgent:

All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.

I just got an internship at Google then hired.

Not bad

I investigate crime scenes? Cool!

Fuck yeah I’m captain of the Enterprise

it’s totally my first, best destiny

I AM SUPERMAN!

…I’m some kind of super secret agent thing?

I think I’m an Auror.

Cool. c:

I’m Iron Man. Guys. I am Iron Man.

(Source: astroextensionist)

manipulatehistrust:

witchlingfumbles:

farleythewolf:

mx-fortune:

The seasons in California:
- rain
- hot
- fire
- nice

The seasons in Washington:

-dark and rain
-rain
-rain
-less rain 

The seasons in Ohio:

-cold
-really cold
-not as cold
-construction

The seasons in Colorado
-cold
-colder
-coldest
-random fire.

Seasons of Missouri
·Hot
·Cold
·Nice
·Rain
·Humid
·Super Humid
·Super Hot
·Super Cold
·Hot and Rain
·Cold and Rain
·Humid and Rain
·Hot and Humid and Rain
·Super Hot and Rain
·Super Cold and Ice
·Ice
·Snow
·Snow and Ice
·Humid and Snow
·Rain and Snow
·Nice and Snow
·Hail
·Tornado
·Flood
·Drought
·Nice Hot Cold Rain Humid Flood Drought Snow Tornado Hail Puddles Death and Daisies.

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